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Ford Demotivational Poster


WILFORD BRIMLEY - Eat your damn oatmeal or you'll get the dia-bee-tus!


TAGS: wilford brimley diabeetus old
Rating: 4.19/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 11:47 am
I always thought he said you'll get a Dying Fetus LawL


DIABETES - He wants to tell them about it




FORD - "Built Tough"? I Don't Remember The Sideways-Wheel Model? Must Be An European Model?...


TAGS: ford sad i have one
Rating: 1.76/5

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Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 4:22 pm
I appreciate that _Ally.
_Ally - January 8, 2010, 4:10 pm
So is this considered a compact vehicle? I called your mom back too Faceplant
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 2:19 pm
I kinda miss tunnels. Some of them were funny. But I know why they were stopped, I'm just being nostalgic.
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 2:17 pm
Just imagine where we would be if you could tunnel comments... there's tunnel bait all over this.
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 2:05 pm
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 1:57 pm
ROFL!! It's amazing how skewed the comments have gotten. All from a pic of a Dodge truck.
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 1:13 pm
Thanks bart we both appreciate it.
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 1:08 pm
If it's any consolation, most of the other guys called the next morning. I did, anyway.
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 12:55 pm
WOW really pay attention there ROB, WTF? Mooooooooooooooooo your a ***k! You said you would call her back and you never did *facepalm with tear*
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 12:55 pm
RobCraken, do you actually read the other comments first? I think that has been covered.
ROBCakeran53 - January 8, 2010, 12:52 pm
I'd hate to burst everyone's bubble, but thats not a ford...thats a GM truck. Either a Chevy Silverado or a GMC Sierra.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 12:45 pm
Hey! f*** off with that BS....i love that car....almost as much as I love your mothers.
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 12:41 pm
ROR!!! Like i said Almost!! Fatt Matt what does PONTIAC stand for? J/k
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 12:29 pm
MOO+ you know what Pontiac stands for right??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 12:24 pm
Almost....ALMOST!!!! take that back!!!!!
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 12:07 pm
Moooooooooooooo i know that GM owns Chevy i was just trying to change the mood, sucks about Pontiac they almost started producing quality products
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 12:03 pm
Awwww Faceplant.....you FAIL the hardest. GM owns Chevrolet .......try not to cry. Trust me on this, I love my Pontiac (also owned by GM), This was a hard year for me.
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 11:55 am
It's not a car it's a Truck! Ha ha ha, just messing with ya.
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 11:47 am
jk I like this poster. I don't care if the car is a chevy.
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 11:46 am
The numbers 2, 7, and 1 can be added together to make 10. Half of 10 is five, and half of a lion is fertilizer. Thus, we should all vote five on this ****. Subliminal advertising!
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 11:43 am
The sad thing is this isn't a chevy either its a GMC, so who fails now?
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 11:43 am
Yeah, me too apparently...
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 11:42 am
d*** you Mooooooooooooooooo i had the same thought just a slower reaction time!
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 11:42 am
Thanks Needles13 - we hadn't figured that out already...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 11:41 am
What an original comment. Do you have any more revelations for us?
Needles13 - January 8, 2010, 11:24 am
Fail.....this is a Chevy.
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 10:51 am
Sideways wheels would make doin' donuts much easier.
TexasJohn - January 8, 2010, 10:48 am
Really? This isn't even a ford.
culos - January 8, 2010, 10:35 am
Pimp-my-Ride gone wrong???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2010, 10:25 am
You really could have tried harder on this one. There must be a lot of wrecked Ford pics out there....But Doog went too far in his criticism...lighten up Doog.
DrEvo82 - January 8, 2010, 7:38 am
WOW!! Talk about an ultimate f***ing FAIL!!
Doog - January 8, 2010, 3:25 am
Treehodger, first-know that a Z71 is a Chevrolet Silverado Z71 (see the decal on the quarterpanel?) Second-go lock yourself in a dark room with the lights off and contemplate how your f***tardedness has affected the lives of others near you...you f***tard


BRONCOS - Pulling Jeeps out of the mud since 1966!


TAGS: bronco ford muddin 4x4
Rating: 3.17/5

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NickDahlmier - March 16, 2017, 10:43 am
Ramcharger: The final word in full-size SUVs. More stable than anything else... Except an H1.
HondaGuy - August 26, 2010, 9:40 am
Sorry RatFink, but I'd rather push a Dodge or a Bronco up hill on ice then drive anything that has a Bowtie anywhere on/in it.
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:54 am
f*** the bronco you get a 1974 jeep CJ7 4wd chevrolet 235 inline six that thing will dig out of a hole anywhere
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 10:19 pm
IDK, I've had both jeeps and a bronco that I would trust to go anywhere


AUSSIE COPS - Do it with style !!


TAGS: aussie cops style van racing ford holden
Rating: 2.5/5

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666 - June 13, 2009, 6:29 am
nice paddy wagon


EMPLOYEE PRICING -


TAGS: hey ford sue motifake not me he s loaded
Rating: 3.06/5

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WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:29 am
When all the US auto makers did this a few years ago it resulted in slumped sales for the next 2 yrs because it caused a short-term surge that ruined steady state sales. Think 'cash 4 clunkers' will have the same affect? Time will tell.
Sean - September 2, 2009, 4:20 pm
Thanks DB. Just don't think "employee pricing" is something you brag about.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:47 am
i'de be mad if I worked for ford. if my tax dollars were going to bail out my competition to make it even harder for me to make money i would f***ing freak
Sean - August 14, 2009, 7:35 pm
This is really just me b****ing aboot an ad campaign. Don't know enough about Ford products to have an opinion. I drive a GM product.
MO - August 14, 2009, 7:26 pm
I will hold onto my usual 5ver, and instead just not vote at all. Got mine with the above program. Just about to go over 100k. Only problem so far is my drivers side window switch.


CHEVY - Mine could kick your Ford's ass


TAGS: chevy chevelle ford kick ass
Rating: 2.5/5

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RagTopDriver - August 8, 2010, 11:23 am
Ford was making and selling affordable V8 muscle cars when "other" companies threw in the towel on things like "camaro" for 7 years.
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:47 am
beautiful car major bag of a** haulery coming for all them ricers
Jmac0585 - September 4, 2009, 9:11 am
Friend of road destruction
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:33 am
Found on Road dead.
Airborne - September 4, 2009, 7:31 am
FORD = First On Rubbish Dump
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:36 am
DODGE the father .........RAM the daughter!
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:21 am
I thought Ford stood for f***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge.
King Biscuit - September 2, 2009, 7:38 pm
F.O.R.D. Fix Or Repair Daily
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:23 am
but maybe not my dodge
WTFO - September 2, 2009, 1:49 am
1970 Chevelle SS. Sweet. 5 lions.


DESTINATION -


TAGS: travel afford journey
Rating: 4.86/5

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Iconoclast - September 6, 2011, 5:08 pm
EXCELLENT!! I was browsing through a couple of travel magazines over the weekend and concluded that they are all writing for the very, very rich. No one else can afford the places that they feature.


MARCHING BANDS -


TAGS: stanford epic
Rating: 4.42/5

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Airman - January 5, 2011, 12:30 pm
yes, we got to enjoy the Goo Goo Dolls instead. Their theme was going to be Recent Sporting News In South Florida. I don't think LeBron James was going to like it. Too bad
Donkasaurus - January 4, 2011, 10:58 pm
And that's why they rule. Don't forget that they weren't allowed to play at the orange bowl this season haha!
Donkasaurus - January 4, 2011, 10:58 pm
And that's why they rule. Don't forget that they weren't allowed to play at the orange bowl this season haha!
Iconoclast - January 4, 2011, 9:29 pm
5 trombones for your marching band. Trivia point - Jayne Mansfield was not decapitated. Mistaken rumor started at the accident scene when they saw her wig on a head-form.


CHARLES - Have you seen the Birthday Present that your Mother gave me ??




NFL -


TAGS: brewers axford mlb pitcher
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - September 1, 2013, 3:08 pm
Axford, i worked the brewer game during Harley fest and everybody who came in said hes traded why is that still up. He was traded this morning, this morning relax already give us time to steam off the glue backing.
maoworks2 - September 1, 2013, 2:21 pm
Who Is It ?
ughomer - September 1, 2013, 12:45 pm
Methinks you are from Beertown (from a profile) while I reside in Green Bay (Titletown). That makes us neighbors, Mashi!
MashiMashi - September 1, 2013, 12:29 pm
The mistakes make themselves appareant after tou send it, ofr OFR


FORD - Quality is job... Ehhh, it's breaktime.


TAGS: why have i never bought a new ford this is part of it
Rating: 3.3/5

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Jmac0585 - June 14, 2010, 10:26 am
Second one in a week from me where I took the ph**o. #106158


SIXTEEN TONS - "Some people say a man is made outta mud A poor man's made outta muscle and blood" Why's the guy in the midle smiling?


TAGS: coal miners coalmine tennessee ford compagny
Rating: 3.71/5

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Anonymous2 - July 4, 2010, 8:33 pm
The guy in the middle is smiling because he farted.
thatonechick - July 4, 2010, 10:51 am
No problem... this is a common issue, believe me. LoL! We'd be taking down and re-posting three fourths of these posters if we did it, you see...
MFS - July 4, 2010, 10:49 am
Ok thanks for letting me know. have a great day1
thatonechick - July 4, 2010, 10:45 am
Because we are not your editors... Once a poster is approved, it's here to stay. Sorry, no duplicates for spelling corrections.
MFS - July 4, 2010, 10:36 am
Hi. I tried to readmid this one with the spelling corected but somehow nobody even noticed it?


STOLEN VEHICLE - 1957 WAS A LONG TIME AGO




FORD SYNUS -


TAGS: ford synus
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:04 pm
Wow, that is ugly. Yuck.
champ99 - July 21, 2011, 2:29 pm
Another ugly cube car?? *facepalm*


FORD NUCLEON -




STEPFORD - I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?"


TAGS: stepford women robots
Rating: 1.91/5

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Scorpio7 - December 22, 2008, 1:13 pm
A documentary about Stepford Wives has been made. It is entitled, "MORMON WOMEN OF UTAH." Dull in bed, don't give head, better off dead.


FORD RANGER - Creating fun and entertainment for dads everywhere since 1982




Justin Bieber -


TAGS: justin bieber behaviour antics drugs rude spoiled arest canadian rob ford future mayor toronto canada
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?


RERUN'S ART STUDIO - PORTRAITS WHILE-U-WAIT


TAGS: affordable
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 22, 2014, 12:38 pm
Well I think it’s hilarious. Rerun’s slightly chagrined expression has begotten many a poster. This one, slays me.
ughomer - February 22, 2014, 11:32 am
Gary ~ from a while back and the angle of rerun's gaze is wild. One of the first ph**oshops I tried, I think.
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 8:46 am
I can't believe I missed this one....too funny
mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:28 pm
lol


IMO -




Mary Lincoln -




The Big Dive -




7 DEADLY SINS -


TAGS: intended pay sins never afford
Rating: 4.92/5

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CloudchaserS - April 3, 2013, 10:52 am
5L and IMO, this should also be posted to Religfake


SHADOWS -


TAGS: who knew he had the money or drove a ford
Rating: 4.92/5

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Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:30 am
5L


obamacare -


TAGS: affordable care act
Rating: 4.89/5

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Bolverk3778 - January 11, 2014, 5:40 pm
If I was living in america I'd as soon as go to a veterinarian as step into a doctors office there would be a better chance of survival with out HMO's getting in the way!!
maoworks2 - January 9, 2014, 8:39 am
You Forgot The Pain Killers, And Navy Rum .


Rob Ford -


TAGS: rob ford toronto mayor
Rating: 4.8/5

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steve1961 - November 18, 2013, 11:53 am
After what some of his opponents did with the low income housing by having parties with the money allocated with repairs etc, there is very little Rob Ford would have to do keep my respect.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2013, 7:35 am
I'll Take Rob Ford Over Anybody In Quebec !
MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 11:41 am
I don't even live in Ontario nor Toronto...but I hate the smug bastrad. Off with his head (said his female co-workers at City Hall).


The Bright Side -




OATMEAL? -


TAGS: wilford brimley
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - March 4, 2012, 5:21 pm
‘tis, but he spells it Wilford (old english)……
rerun - March 4, 2012, 5:12 pm

Wilfred Brimley voice....


Aside from Health -




Safes -




YOU NEVER KNOW - what you can do until you have to do it


TAGS: betty ford rip
Rating: 4.14/5

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IN THIS ECONOMY - Well so much for the Hot Blonde and Lexus for my Mid-life crisis




HINDSIGHT IS ALWAYS 20/20 - After Rob Halford came out it gave new meaning to Judas Priest's 1981 offering 'Point of Entry'.


TAGS: hindsight is always 20 20 rob halford judas priest
Rating: 3.55/5

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rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:41 pm
I don't care which team he's playing for, because Rob Halford will always be the metal god!
TokinFire - June 2, 2010, 12:57 pm
People also came to realize that the title to the Ricky Martin single "She Bangs" was a typo on the pronoun.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:41 am
I knew about George Michael 13 seconds into the Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go video.
Cloudchaser - May 31, 2010, 12:40 am
Now people look back on both Rob Halford and George Michael during that time and ask "How did we miss that? How did we not know?"


TIMMY ARMY -




FORD - Good Enough For FDR, Its Good Enough For Me




MORONIC - Trading a sinking ship for one that has already sunk.




JOAN CRAWFORD - A style like no other, piercing eyes, a timeless look, and sex appeal that she knew how to use.




GRATITUDE - When your facing media crucifiction, it's nice to have 3 American icons die within 2 days of each other.


TAGS: sanford
Rating: 1.9/5


RUN KESSEL RUN -


TAGS: harrison ford han solo crash
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 8, 2015, 2:09 pm

Just means he found a shortcut. He navigated a 12 parsec course in less time by cutting out a few parsecs... call it cheating, call it strategic rule bending. But he still sh** first!
Oldsod - March 7, 2015, 2:35 pm
One of the great mysteries...Lucas had hell explaining it. It's in Episode IV, though.
demon001 - March 7, 2015, 12:36 pm
12 parsecs, WTF? (Parsec: unit of length used to measure the astronomically large distances to objects outside the Solar System.)
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 7:56 am
Funny 5er
GaryO - March 7, 2015, 7:44 am
Fore!


Mommie Dearest -


TAGS: bad mothers daughters look change joan crawford
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 1, 2016, 11:44 am
Thanks 'cern.
concern3 - June 1, 2016, 9:40 am
Time is no ones friend. nice, UP yours


Progression -


TAGS: oxford graduate real life lessons
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:02 pm
Woah, woah - dial it down a notch. Wouldn't want to get TOO demotivating here, now would we...


crusing down the road in my 6.0 -


TAGS: ford straight outta ford
Rating: 3.83/5

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mizzdizz - October 16, 2015, 11:01 pm
T.J., you silly! Don't over-rev the engine for more than a second or two! That's what the tr***'s for! LOL!


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